Larry Shampoe with the disappointment of Dante’s Travel Agency. Jocelyn Koehler reports on how an orphan’s outlandish request leads to ouster. Allison Christie hosts!
The board of the local human capital management services corporation, overseen by Mr. Bumble, has just announced the liquidation of an asset. One Oliver Twist, nine years of age, is available as an apprentice (any trade), and even includes a five pound signing bonus.
Westfield, NY–When Virgil and Beatrice, an unassuming couple from a small town in Western New York, booked a vacation package through Dante’s Travel Agency, they were anticipating a needed injection of excitement into their life, a break from the humdrum. “We purchased the Inferno package,” Beatrice explained, “it seemed like it would be fiery and exhilarating.”
The vacation they got was not what they anticipated.
Excerpts from the book I, Humpty. There is less then one week left to the Kickstarter campaign. Allison Christie reports!
What’s afoot with the Five Little Piggies? Have you seen this old man? The Grimm Report Podcast with Allison Christie!
WINSTON-SALEM, NC– Having grown exhausted of loafing around together for longer than either could remember, the Five Little Piggies decided that it was best if they made their own plans for the past day. The First Little Piggy went to market, specifically Whole Foods. Someone used the last of his coconut oil for tropical quinoa pilaf. It was intended for oil pulling. Though none of the other Four Piggies divulged who made the dish, none could deny its divine flavor.
Also, the First Little Piggy ran low on kombucha.
SYRACUSE, NY–Ten people have reported a strange encounter with this old man, seen in the picture above. Witnesses described this old man as being, “overly playful for his age.” Allegedly this old man has been approaching people and surprising them with a rendition of what has only be described as, “Knick-knack.” Continue reading
Jocelyn Koehler updates on an annual legendary archery contest that has seen a resurgence in popularity. Allison Christie hosts.
A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Bullseye Correspondent,
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This year’s annual legendary archery contest has seen a resurgence in popularity, perhaps in part due to the attention the sport has been getting in film and television, as well as the recent changes to the contest rules. Since the contest’s organizers dropped several requirements, the pool of potential competitors has grown.
Here are the top contenders according to the International/Interplanar Archery Association rankings:
Sarah Brentyn reveals Red Riding Hoods grandmother as best selling author. Larry Shampoe on Achilles Frustrations with a hole in his health care coverage. Allison Christie hosts.