Prince Charming Seeks Love Online

29 Jul
Image By Anna Milioutina.

Image By Anna Milioutina.

The following report is an excerpt from the upcoming book, I, Humpty. Please help us make the production of this book possible by funding us on Kickstarter.

MIAMI, FL–Although finding a date is pretty easy for a man of Prince Charming’s social standing, he still has yet to experience true love’s first kiss. “I’ve grown tired of rounding up all of the eligible bachelorettes in the kingdom for small talk,” explains Charming. “I’m going to take a look online.” Continue reading

Incentives for the I, Humpty Kickstarter Campaign

25 Jul

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As we are nearly two weeks into the campaign its probably a good time to update you on the incentives for supporting I, Humpty. There are a lot of things to cover, so I will attempt to be brief in my description. Here we go!

Grimm Report Podcast for July 22nd, 2014

22 Jul

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What’s afoot with the Five Little Piggies? Have you seen this old man? The Grimm Report Podcast with Allison Christie!

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A Bonus Offering For You: Kickstarter Stretch Goal Announcement!

21 Jul

Hey, gang! Only a quarter of the way into the campaign and already we’re nearly halfway to the goal! Thank you so much both for your pledges and your continued support in spreading the word to others!

So, with such momentum, I imagine that you’re asking, “Eric, why not consider a stretch goal?” To which my very realistic response would be that I am, as a matter of fact. This weekend I’ve been in contact with the very talented Bridget Fitzgerald. And guess what…she is interested in recording an audiobook version of I, Humpty! Huzzah! Read more here…

What’s Been Afoot for the Five Little Piggies?

17 Jul

WINSTON-SALEM, NC– Having grown exhausted of loafing around together for longer than either could remember, the Five Little Piggies decided that it was best if they made their own plans for the past day. The First Little Piggy went to market, specifically Whole Foods. Someone used the last of his coconut oil for tropical quinoa pilaf. It was intended for oil pulling. Though none of the other Four Piggies divulged who made the dish, none could deny its divine flavor.

Also, the First Little Piggy ran low on kombucha.

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I, HUMPTY, You Humpty, We All— No, Wait…

17 Jul

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Hello, Readers. I, Humpty was given a wonderful review by Danielle E. Shipley over on the Ever On Word blog. You should check it out!

Originally posted on Ever On Word:

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again.

But if they threw their resources together, they might be able to fund the famous egg’s upcoming biography. And yoooooou can help!

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My friend and fellow reteller of fairytales, Eric Wilder of The Grimm Report, has assembled a collection of his once-upon-a-tabloids into I, Humpty, a book which I had the privilege of giving an early read. Behold, my review:

These aren’t your grandmother’s fairy tales! For that matter, they’re not your children’s, either. I, Humpty assembles the lurid scandals behind the curtain of fairy dust, from the courtroom dramas of Hansel and Gretel to the financial felonies of Robin Hood and Rumpelstiltskin – from the marital ups and downs between Beauty and The Beast to conspiracy theories of Wonderland and Oz – with gossip surrounding celebrities from Sleeping Beauty to Cinderella and…

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This Old Man Sought for Aggressive Behavior Toward Dog Owners

15 Jul

SYRACUSE, NY–Ten people have reported a strange encounter with this old man, seen in the picture above. Witnesses described this old man as being, “overly playful for his age.” Allegedly this old man has been approaching people and surprising them with a rendition of what has only be described as, “Knick-knack.” Continue reading

I, Humpty is on Kickstarter!

14 Jul

At long last! Funds are being raised for the pruduction I, Humpty on Kickstarter. Go on over and take a look at the incentive options. Remember that if you purchase the book through the fundraiser, your name will appear in special acknowledgement page in the book. Thank you.

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Grimm Report Podcast for July 14th, 2014

14 Jul

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Okay, you got us. There is no podcast this week, as efforts were put towards launching our Kickstarter campaign for I, Humpty which you can find here. We’ll be back next week. Cheers!

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Grimm Report Podcast for July 7th, 2014

7 Jul

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Jocelyn Koehler updates on an annual legendary archery contest that has seen a resurgence in popularity. Allison Christie hosts.

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