Grimm Report Podcast for August 18th, 2014

18 Aug

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Larry Shampoe with the disappointment of Dante’s Travel Agency. Jocelyn Koehler reports on how an orphan’s outlandish request leads to ouster. Allison Christie hosts!

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Orphan’s Outlandish Request Leads to Ouster

15 Aug
Oliver Twist pictured alongside Mr. Bumble.

Oliver Twist pictured alongside Mr. Bumble.

A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Labor Correspondent,
Jocelyn Koehler
http://teamblood.org | @jocelynk414

The board of the local human capital management services corporation, overseen by Mr. Bumble, has just announced the liquidation of an asset. One Oliver Twist, nine years of age, is available as an apprentice (any trade), and even includes a five pound signing bonus.

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Dante’s Travel Agency Disappoints

12 Aug

A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Travel Correspondent,
Larry Shampoe
idiotprufs.com | @idiotprufs

Westfield, NY–When Virgil and Beatrice, an unassuming couple from a small town in Western New York, booked a vacation package through Dante’s Travel Agency, they were anticipating a needed injection of excitement into their life, a break from the humdrum. “We purchased the Inferno package,” Beatrice explained, “it seemed like it would be fiery and exhilarating.”

The vacation they got was not what they anticipated.

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Grimm Report Podcast for August 11th, 2014

11 Aug

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Just a quick mention on the successful funding of the I, Humpty Kickstarter campaign. Thanks to all who supported! Continue reading

I, Humpty Receives Full Funding!

11 Aug

Yesterday the I, Humpty Kickstarter campaign was fully funded. Hooray! Thank you so much to all who participated and helped spread the word. You can take a look at the results here.

We will be bringing you some good old fashion reporting over the next few days, and a podcast will post next week…After that, time will be taken off so that obligations can be fulfilled to I, Humpty’s wonderful backers. This may take a few weeks to accomplish, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Thank you for your understanding.

The Article That Started It All: A Hard Boiled Life

6 Aug

Happy Hump(ty) Day! As the deadline for the I, Humpty Kickstarter campaign quickly approaches, I thought it would be fun to take a look at the original article that inspired all of this. An updated version of this article appears in the book. Enjoy!

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BEIJING, CHINA–Today the world mourned the loss of former child star and daredevil icon, Humpty Dumpty. He passed away while performing the highly publicized stunt spectacular, Eggs Over China. Doctors report Dumpty suffered severe head trauma when he hurled himself from the top of The Great Wall. Known for his risky behavior, Dumpty opted to forgo the parachute that was typically secured to his safety harness in an effort to top the intensity of previous jumps. “I can’t believe he’s gone,” said one witness. “One moment we were all cheering him on, and the next… egg drop soup.”

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Grimm Report Podcast for August 4th, 2014

4 Aug

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Excerpts from the book I, Humpty. There is less then one week left to the Kickstarter campaign. Allison Christie reports!

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Kickstarter Update: We’re So Excited And We Just Can’t Hide It! One Week Left To Reach Our Goal

3 Aug

This is it! One week left, and at our current rate we are on track to cross the goal line. In fact, as I write this we are only $455 away. Yes! I’m so grateful for all of your participation. But we are not there yet…Read more here.

Third Little Pig Fed Up with Bros

31 Jul
Image By Anna Milioutina.

Image By Anna Milioutina.

The following report is an excerpt from the upcoming book, I, Humpty. Please help us make the production of this book possible by funding us on Kickstarter.

SAVANNAH, GA–The third little pig has grown tired of providing shelter for his displaced brothers, and has demanded the two move out of his midtown condo. “They’re uncivilized,” he explained. “They eat all my food. They leave their dirty laundry everywhere. They live like, well, like a couple of pigs. This isn’t our old sty in the country. I have a different life now. It’s time for them to go.” Continue reading

Prince Charming Seeks Love Online

29 Jul
Image By Anna Milioutina.

Image By Anna Milioutina.

The following report is an excerpt from the upcoming book, I, Humpty. Please help us make the production of this book possible by funding us on Kickstarter.

MIAMI, FL–Although finding a date is pretty easy for a man of Prince Charming’s social standing, he still has yet to experience true love’s first kiss. “I’ve grown tired of rounding up all of the eligible bachelorettes in the kingdom for small talk,” explains Charming. “I’m going to take a look online.” Continue reading

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