Halloween Weekend Giveaway: Free Download of the I, Humpty Audiobook!

29 Oct

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Here’s a special treat for you this Halloween, your chance to win a free download of the I, Humpty audiobook from Audible.com! No need to put on a costume and come knocking on our door for this one. Just leave a comment below. That’s it. The giveaway will remain open until 11:59 p.m. (PST) Sunday, November 2nd, at which point one winner will be chosen at random. Good luck!

I, Humpty is Now Available in Four Formats

21 Oct

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I, Humpty is now available for purchase in four different formats. You can get buy the paperback on amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. There is a hardcover book also available. The ebook is available on amazon.com. I, Humpty is also available as an audiobook on iTunes and audible.com. You are invited to take a look, or listen… or both. Cheers!

Eric Wilder of The Grimm Report is in the house! And he’s got a new book!

14 Oct

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Here’s a chance to win a free signed copy of I, Humpty! All you need to do is check out my interview at Skipping Midnight and leave a comment below the article. Cheers!

Originally posted on Skipping Midnight:

I HumptyWhat if Humpty Dumpty didn’t actually fall from his infamous wall, as we’ve all been led to believe … but jumped? What Rumpelstiltskin’s “straw-to-gold” scandal landed him on the wrong side of the law? What if TMZ didn’t report on inebriated celebrities, but the marital mishaps of fairy tale icons like Beauty and her feral spouse?

As a huge fan of The Grimm Report — Eric Wilder’s mock-tabloid website that satirizes popular fairy tales, nursery rhymes, and folk tales — I’m extremely excited about his new book, I, Humpty (available now at Amazon). Eric’s here today to talk about it, answer some questions, and give one lucky reader an autographed print copy of the new release. Enjoy!

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1. What can readers expect from I, Humpty? 

I, Humpty is a collection of mock-tabloid satire that marries the reality of everyday life with popular elements from fairytales, folklore, and nursery rhymes. Rejoice with the Beast as Belle…

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Grimm Report Podcast for August 18th, 2014

18 Aug

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Larry Shampoe with the disappointment of Dante’s Travel Agency. Jocelyn Koehler reports on how an orphan’s outlandish request leads to ouster. Allison Christie hosts!

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Orphan’s Outlandish Request Leads to Ouster

15 Aug
Oliver Twist pictured alongside Mr. Bumble.

Oliver Twist pictured alongside Mr. Bumble.

A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Labor Correspondent,
Jocelyn Koehler
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The board of the local human capital management services corporation, overseen by Mr. Bumble, has just announced the liquidation of an asset. One Oliver Twist, nine years of age, is available as an apprentice (any trade), and even includes a five pound signing bonus.

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Dante’s Travel Agency Disappoints

12 Aug

A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Travel Correspondent,
Larry Shampoe
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Westfield, NY–When Virgil and Beatrice, an unassuming couple from a small town in Western New York, booked a vacation package through Dante’s Travel Agency, they were anticipating a needed injection of excitement into their life, a break from the humdrum. “We purchased the Inferno package,” Beatrice explained, “it seemed like it would be fiery and exhilarating.”

The vacation they got was not what they anticipated.

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Grimm Report Podcast for August 4th, 2014

4 Aug

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Excerpts from the book I, Humpty. There is less then one week left to the Kickstarter campaign. Allison Christie reports!

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Grimm Report Podcast for July 22nd, 2014

22 Jul

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What’s afoot with the Five Little Piggies? Have you seen this old man? The Grimm Report Podcast with Allison Christie!

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What’s Been Afoot for the Five Little Piggies?

17 Jul

WINSTON-SALEM, NC– Having grown exhausted of loafing around together for longer than either could remember, the Five Little Piggies decided that it was best if they made their own plans for the past day. The First Little Piggy went to market, specifically Whole Foods. Someone used the last of his coconut oil for tropical quinoa pilaf. It was intended for oil pulling. Though none of the other Four Piggies divulged who made the dish, none could deny its divine flavor.

Also, the First Little Piggy ran low on kombucha.

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This Old Man Sought for Aggressive Behavior Toward Dog Owners

15 Jul

SYRACUSE, NY–Ten people have reported a strange encounter with this old man, seen in the picture above. Witnesses described this old man as being, “overly playful for his age.” Allegedly this old man has been approaching people and surprising them with a rendition of what has only be described as, “Knick-knack.” Continue reading

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